Meet Dumpster Gerald: the caffeinated gremlin who started it all. Gerald is the squirrel your parents warned you about. He drank the coffee, embraced the neon, and now he’s convinced life is best lived at 200 BPM. Will he start a riot in your WIP bag? Maybe. Will it be worth it? Absolutely.
Colorway: “Who Gave The Squirrel Caffeine?”
Caffeine Level: 4/5
Status: Deeply Concerning
What’s included: 1 skein + 1 collectible adoption card
Dyed-to-order, ships in 3-4 weeks.
Since dyed-to-order items are custom and made specifically for each fiber lover, these are non-refundable unless yarn is damaged or defective.
Colors may vary slightly. Each skein is unique due to the hand-dyeing process.
As with all hand-dyed yarn, it’s possible for some bleeding to occur upon washing. After the dyeing process, the yarn is rinsed until the water runs clear. However, as the yarn dries, some dye particles can still be released, and some color may appear in the water the next time the yarn is washed. Hand wash in cold water with a delicate wool wash. Lay flat to dry.
Disclaimer: The skeins shown are representative of the colorway — each hank is hand-dyed and uniquely one-of-a-kind. Variations in color placement, saturation, and speckling are part of the charm of artisan dyeing. You may not receive the exact skein pictured
Pre-Order Bases:
“Knothole Sock” - Sock/Fingering Weight
90% SW Merino + 10% Recycled Nylon
437yd (400m) / 100 grams
4 ply
“Nut Cache DK” - DK Weight
100% superwash Merino wool
246yd (225m) / 100g
4 ply
“Burrow Worsted” - Worsted Weight
100% superwash Merino wool
218yd (200m) / 100g
4 ply
“Bushytail Super Bulky 98” - SB98
100% superwash Merino wool
98yd (90m) / 150g
Single ply
“Bushytail Super Bulky 137” - SB137
100% superwash Merino wool
137yd (125m) / 250g
Meet Dumpster Gerald: the caffeinated gremlin who started it all. Gerald is the squirrel your parents warned you about. He drank the coffee, embraced the neon, and now he’s convinced life is best lived at 200 BPM. Will he start a riot in your WIP bag? Maybe. Will it be worth it? Absolutely.
Colorway: “Who Gave The Squirrel Caffeine?”
Caffeine Level: 4/5
Status: Deeply Concerning
What’s included: 1 skein + 1 collectible adoption card
Dyed-to-order, ships in 3-4 weeks.
Since dyed-to-order items are custom and made specifically for each fiber lover, these are non-refundable unless yarn is damaged or defective.
Colors may vary slightly. Each skein is unique due to the hand-dyeing process.
As with all hand-dyed yarn, it’s possible for some bleeding to occur upon washing. After the dyeing process, the yarn is rinsed until the water runs clear. However, as the yarn dries, some dye particles can still be released, and some color may appear in the water the next time the yarn is washed. Hand wash in cold water with a delicate wool wash. Lay flat to dry.
Disclaimer: The skeins shown are representative of the colorway — each hank is hand-dyed and uniquely one-of-a-kind. Variations in color placement, saturation, and speckling are part of the charm of artisan dyeing. You may not receive the exact skein pictured
Pre-Order Bases:
“Knothole Sock” - Sock/Fingering Weight
90% SW Merino + 10% Recycled Nylon
437yd (400m) / 100 grams
4 ply
“Nut Cache DK” - DK Weight
100% superwash Merino wool
246yd (225m) / 100g
4 ply
“Burrow Worsted” - Worsted Weight
100% superwash Merino wool
218yd (200m) / 100g
4 ply
“Bushytail Super Bulky 98” - SB98
100% superwash Merino wool
98yd (90m) / 150g
Single ply
“Bushytail Super Bulky 137” - SB137
100% superwash Merino wool
137yd (125m) / 250g
