Caffeinated Squirrels Pre-Order

These squirrels are still caffeinating, strategizing, and preparing for their grand debut. Pre-order adoptions ship in 3–4 weeks to ensure proper jitter levels and minimal chaos leakage. Pre-Orders close Sunday, Feb. 8th, 2026 @11:59pm CST.

Pre-Order

Dumpster Gerald- Pre-Order
from $32.00
Toby T. Bluebolt- Pre-Order
from $32.00
Hazel The Homebody- Pre-Order
from $32.00
Sunny Calder- Pre-Order
from $32.00
Moonlit Mabel- Pre-Order
from $32.00
Violet "Vi" Vespina- Pre-Order
from $32.00