Maalox & Estrogen

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Upon the Girls’ entering their ransacked home:

Rose: “They were probably looking for drugs.”

Dorothy: “We have Maalox and estrogen. How many junkies have gas and hot flashes?”

Inspired by the most iconic break-in aftermath in Miami history, this colorway captures the chaos of a ransacked retirement home and the glamor of surviving it with sass. Swirled with moody greys and cool blues (because nothing says “we’ve been robbed” like a dramatic sigh), and lit up with flashes of neon green—just in case the junkies do come back for their fix of gas and hot flashes. It’s crime scene chic with a menopausal twist.

Ready-To-Ship.

Disclaimer: The skeins shown are representative of the colorway — each hank is hand-dyed and uniquely one-of-a-kind. Variations in color placement, saturation, and speckling are part of the charm of artisan dyeing. You may not receive the exact skein pictured

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Upon the Girls’ entering their ransacked home:

Rose: “They were probably looking for drugs.”

Dorothy: “We have Maalox and estrogen. How many junkies have gas and hot flashes?”

Inspired by the most iconic break-in aftermath in Miami history, this colorway captures the chaos of a ransacked retirement home and the glamor of surviving it with sass. Swirled with moody greys and cool blues (because nothing says “we’ve been robbed” like a dramatic sigh), and lit up with flashes of neon green—just in case the junkies do come back for their fix of gas and hot flashes. It’s crime scene chic with a menopausal twist.

Ready-To-Ship.

Disclaimer: The skeins shown are representative of the colorway — each hank is hand-dyed and uniquely one-of-a-kind. Variations in color placement, saturation, and speckling are part of the charm of artisan dyeing. You may not receive the exact skein pictured