Meet Dumpster Gerald: the caffeinated gremlin who started it all. Gerald is the squirrel your parents warned you about. He drank the coffee, embraced the neon, and now he’s convinced life is best lived at 200 BPM. Will he start a riot in your WIP bag? Maybe. Will it be worth it? Absolutely.
Colorway: “Who Gave The Squirrel Caffeine?”
Caffeine Level: 4
Status: Deeply Concerning
What’s included: 1 skein + 1 collectible adoption card
Ready to ship.
Worsted: 100% superwash Merino wool, 218yd/100g, 4-ply
Super Bulky 98: 100% superwash Merino wool, 98yd/150g, 1-ply
Colors may vary slightly. Each skein is unique due to the hand-dyeing process.
As with all hand-dyed yarn, it’s possible for some bleeding to occur upon washing. After the dyeing process, the yarn is rinsed until the water runs clear. However, as the yarn dries, some dye particles can still be released, and some color may appear in the water the next time the yarn is washed. Hand wash in cold water with a delicate wool wash. Lay flat to dry.
Disclaimer: The skeins shown are representative of the colorway — each hank is hand-dyed and uniquely one-of-a-kind. Variations in color placement, saturation, and speckling are part of the charm of artisan dyeing. You may not receive the exact skein pictured
Meet Dumpster Gerald: the caffeinated gremlin who started it all. Gerald is the squirrel your parents warned you about. He drank the coffee, embraced the neon, and now he’s convinced life is best lived at 200 BPM. Will he start a riot in your WIP bag? Maybe. Will it be worth it? Absolutely.
Colorway: “Who Gave The Squirrel Caffeine?”
Caffeine Level: 4
Status: Deeply Concerning
What’s included: 1 skein + 1 collectible adoption card
Ready to ship.
Worsted: 100% superwash Merino wool, 218yd/100g, 4-ply
Super Bulky 98: 100% superwash Merino wool, 98yd/150g, 1-ply
Colors may vary slightly. Each skein is unique due to the hand-dyeing process.
As with all hand-dyed yarn, it’s possible for some bleeding to occur upon washing. After the dyeing process, the yarn is rinsed until the water runs clear. However, as the yarn dries, some dye particles can still be released, and some color may appear in the water the next time the yarn is washed. Hand wash in cold water with a delicate wool wash. Lay flat to dry.
Disclaimer: The skeins shown are representative of the colorway — each hank is hand-dyed and uniquely one-of-a-kind. Variations in color placement, saturation, and speckling are part of the charm of artisan dyeing. You may not receive the exact skein pictured
