Fast Talkin’ Pepperoni Salesman DYED-TO-ORDER

from $28.00

Just like Sophia’s unforgettable zingers, this colorway is packed with personality and a whole lot of pepperoni pizzazz! Speckled with sunny yellow, fresh green, juicy pinks, and spicy reds, it’s a whirlwind of sass and spice—perfect for projects that need a little extra snap, crackle, and punchline. Quick on the draw and impossible to ignore, this one’s got the charm (and the cheek) to sell anything.

Listing is for 1 (one) hank.

See the “Our Yarn Bases” section on the homepage for more details about the yarn bases we offer.

Please allow 1-2 weeks processing time as these are made to order. Processing begins after order payment or confirmation.

I’m happy to accommodate custom color requests or modifications, please contact me via email- scout@thepurlingsquirrel.com to discuss what your vision is.

Since dyed-to-order items are custom and made specifically for each fiber lover, these are non-refundable unless yarn is damaged or defective.

I dye in very small batches, therefore no batch will be exactly alike and colors may vary slightly. Each skein is unique due to the hand-dyeing process.

As with all hand-dyed yarn, it’s possible for some bleeding to occur upon washing. After the dyeing process, the yarn is rinsed until the water runs clear. However, as the yarn dries, some dye particles can still be released, and some color may appear in the water the next time the yarn is washed. Hand wash in cold water with a delicate wool wash. Lay flat to dry.

Available Bases:

“Whisker Fluff Lace” - Lace Weight

  • 75% Baby Suri Alpaca + 25% Mulberry Silk

  • 459yd (420m) / 50 grams

  • 1 ply

“Knothole Sock” - Sock/Fingering Weight 

  • 90% SW Merino + 10% Recycled Nylon

  • 437yd (400m) / 100 grams

  • 4 ply

“Nut Cache DK” - DK Weight

  • 100% superwash Merino wool

  • 246yd (225m) / 100g

  • 4 ply

“Burrow Worsted” - Worsted Weight

  • 100% superwash Merino wool

  • 218yd (200m) / 100g

  • 4 ply

“Bushytail Super Bulky 98” - SB98

  • 100% superwash Merino wool

  • 98yd (90m) / 150g

  • Single ply

“Bushytail Super Bulky 137” - SB137

  • 100% superwash Merino wool

  • 137yd (125m) / 250g

  • Single ply

Base:

Just like Sophia’s unforgettable zingers, this colorway is packed with personality and a whole lot of pepperoni pizzazz! Speckled with sunny yellow, fresh green, juicy pinks, and spicy reds, it’s a whirlwind of sass and spice—perfect for projects that need a little extra snap, crackle, and punchline. Quick on the draw and impossible to ignore, this one’s got the charm (and the cheek) to sell anything.

Listing is for 1 (one) hank.

See the “Our Yarn Bases” section on the homepage for more details about the yarn bases we offer.

Please allow 1-2 weeks processing time as these are made to order. Processing begins after order payment or confirmation.

I’m happy to accommodate custom color requests or modifications, please contact me via email- scout@thepurlingsquirrel.com to discuss what your vision is.

Since dyed-to-order items are custom and made specifically for each fiber lover, these are non-refundable unless yarn is damaged or defective.

I dye in very small batches, therefore no batch will be exactly alike and colors may vary slightly. Each skein is unique due to the hand-dyeing process.

As with all hand-dyed yarn, it’s possible for some bleeding to occur upon washing. After the dyeing process, the yarn is rinsed until the water runs clear. However, as the yarn dries, some dye particles can still be released, and some color may appear in the water the next time the yarn is washed. Hand wash in cold water with a delicate wool wash. Lay flat to dry.

Available Bases:

“Whisker Fluff Lace” - Lace Weight

  • 75% Baby Suri Alpaca + 25% Mulberry Silk

  • 459yd (420m) / 50 grams

  • 1 ply

“Knothole Sock” - Sock/Fingering Weight 

  • 90% SW Merino + 10% Recycled Nylon

  • 437yd (400m) / 100 grams

  • 4 ply

“Nut Cache DK” - DK Weight

  • 100% superwash Merino wool

  • 246yd (225m) / 100g

  • 4 ply

“Burrow Worsted” - Worsted Weight

  • 100% superwash Merino wool

  • 218yd (200m) / 100g

  • 4 ply

“Bushytail Super Bulky 98” - SB98

  • 100% superwash Merino wool

  • 98yd (90m) / 150g

  • Single ply

“Bushytail Super Bulky 137” - SB137

  • 100% superwash Merino wool

  • 137yd (125m) / 250g

  • Single ply